What if the Founding Fathers were cats? Obviously they were, and it’s about time someone wrote it down. United Felines of Catmerica is a full-throttle historical parody following the Founding Felines as they scratch, scheme, and occasionally nap their way toward independence. Purrfectly researched. Constitutionally unhinged. A must-read for anyone who has ever looked at a cat and thought “that animal would absolutely start a revolution and then knock the inkwell off the desk.”
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The United Felines of Catmerica
The Founding Fathers were cats, obviously: a constitutionally unhinged parody of American independence.
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