What’s brewing, other than coffee? Victor cannot sit still. This page exists as proof.
☕ No Kings Coffee — Price Reduction Initiative
Costs are rising everywhere. We’re working hard to make sure they don’t have to rise for you. Price reductions coming soon.
Status: In Progress
⚙️ Skeleton Works
The SaaS offering is nearly ready to meet the world. Tools built for people, not platforms — launching soon.
Status: 70% There. Almost. Don’t tap the glass.
📚 On the Writing Desk
Lucky the Time Traveling Dog (Children’s Series)
Think Magic Treehouse, but with a dog who has absolutely no business operating a time machine. A series for young adventurers who like their history with a side of chaos.
Status: In Development
Locat the Viking Cat (Lucky Spin-off)
Lucky’s universe expands — northward, apparently, and into the Viking Age. A cat. Vikings. What could go wrong.
Status: In Development
Richard and Janet (Satire Series)
See Richard. See Janet. See Richard and Janet try to buy a house, pay off student loans, and figure out why avocado toast keeps getting blamed for everything. A Dick and Jane for the generation that was promised a future and got a gig economy instead.
Status: In Development
Harry Bowels, Detective for Hire (Comedy Noir)
A fictionalized Wilmington, DE. A detective with an unfortunate name. Cases that are equal parts dangerous and deeply absurd. Comedy noir for people who like their mysteries with more laughs than blood.
Status: In Development
Jack the Halfling (Children’s Fantasy Series)
A Halfling. Misadventures. A fantasy world that did not ask for any of this. Perfect for young readers who already suspect the small guy is the most interesting one in the room.
Status: In Development
’twas the Night Before Krampus (Holiday Book)
The Yule universe expands into darker, more festive territory. Krampus deserves his own poem. You know it. We know it.
Status: In Development
🎃 Krampus Korner
A website devoted to Krampus — his winter escapades, his offseason adventures, and yes, his coffee. Because even the Lord of Holiday Consequences needs a good cup. Krampus in July is a thing. You’re welcome.
Status: Coming Soon
This list will grow. Victor has been warned and has ignored the warning.
